Tuesday, February 2, 2010
On the ladder of human evolution and moral standing, somewhere below pedophiles, rapists, serial murderers, drug dealers and used car salesmen you’ll find frat boys. Sure, just like cops, there are some good ones, perhaps even very good ones, but generally speaking, they’re degenerates. A frat boy is a meathead who is too terrified of the world around himself to confront it as an individual. He can only meet the world confidently if surrounded by a whole pack of like-minded people who have paid to join his semi-exclusive friend club. A frat boy is the opposite of an independent, critically thinking individual. Events like the various medieval inquisitions perpetrated by the Catholic Church, the Salem witch trials, the Holocaust, the Mafia, gang rape, televised sports, war, the Ku Klux Klan, and the band Sublime are only possible because of frat boys. These are all events or activities in which no thinking individual in their right mind would participate, endorse, or propagate. However, once you’ve surrendered your personal free will over to your group identity, all manner of idiocy becomes easily possible. None of us is as dumb as all of us. The frat boy, in his current and all historical manifestations, is proof of that.