Wednesday, April 7, 2010
I don’t understand why women (or men for that matter) shave off their pubic hair. Stop that. You look ridiculous without it. Personally, I like the spot right below a woman’s navel but right above the goods. Bush is great. I’m especially fond of it. Women shouldn’t shave that off. It’s nice when the lips are shaved, but I enjoy a groomed patch up front. Not too long or unkempt, but definitely there. A little bit of curl is nice. It’s like a flag that announces your presence. You should have a national anthem to accompany it as well, something powerful and inspiring, but still human and sensitive. A foreign policy, treasury, and public education system might be overkill, but a little round tummy above it is a nice bonus.